Today’s transfer gossip is enjoying the new era
Slim pickings today, readers, with the morning’s papers mainly focusing on the farcical spectacle of a 53-year-old man kicking a water bottle. You tell that bottle, José. It’s not fair, is it? The only possible way to make that frown turn upside down is to spend even more money. There is no other way, so Manchester United are busily readying a £50m bid for José Giménez who’s fallen out of favour at Atlético Madrid. The centre-back will be hailed as the final piece in the jigsaw upon his arrival at Old Trafford, then he’ll spend six months in the reserves before graduating to the bench, from where he’ll have an excellent view of his manager muttering to himself about how Jon Moss staged the moon landings.
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