In today’s Fiver: the high horse
Hello up there! Helllooooo! Room for one more? No? But surely if we climbed up you could squeeze us in somewhere? We’re only little! Yes, we can see there’s lots of people on the high horse already. What if we just cling on to its mane? We can go where? No we will not, he’s not even gelded! We’re not in the market for a low bit of horse. Hang on, we can see a Fiver-shaped spot right there, just next to the hate-peddlers! What do you mean we don’t belong there? We’ll have you know we can be insufferably sanctimonious given half a chance! Hey! Come back! Well, forget the high horse. Head & Shoulders was on a three for two at the corner shop, and it won’t take a moment to work ourselves into a lather. Here we go. Sod it, we’ll just empty the thing on to our head and start rubbing. Ooh, yeah, that is bubblicious …
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