Friday, 28 April 2017

The Fiver | The right to brag about being the best team in London below Chelsea

In today’s Fiver: Tottenham v Arsenal, $tevie Mbe’s physicality and more

More than once The Fiver has spotted a wistful tear well up in the eye of Weird Uncle Fiver as he laments the ceaseless passage of time. “What do you mean you’re closing?” he has often been heard to bawl. “Get your effin’ hands off me! Don’t you know who I … Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!”

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